This has been
a long time (6 years) coming. Any talks about Goa and I start reminiscing about
my own maiden trip. We remember that trip as a ‘fine’ trip. Watch out, the word
‘fine’ has a completely different connotation here. I thought it would be wise
to dump the epic-ness of this trip on Google, rather than trusting my own frail
memory. After all, we don’t want to mess up the facts on ‘who messed up’, ‘how
we messed up’ and ‘how much we messed up’. But don’t get me wrong, in hindsight,
it was a hell of a trip. Now, wasn’t it, guys? Read on…
Goa is the Mecca
for people who go to Manipal. It is a pilgrimage you have to take every year
(twice) to de-stress, unwind, enjoy, soak the sun, smoke the pot but most
importantly to build these kind of unforgettable memories. We were no different
from the other pilgrims. Out of all the Goa journeys, first one was the stand
out. Well, yes, it was the first one. So the obvious palpable excitement. Yes,
we were the youngest at that time. So the obvious naiveté. If I ever need proof
of the fact that a man matures with age, I look at my Goa trips
chronologically.
I remember
how most of us didn’t even turn up for last paper of the ‘sessionals’. We were too
excited to think of trivial things such as writing a paper. As far as memory
& the few photographs that I still have aid me, we were ten people –
Myself, Jong, Roy, Saraf, Roh, Peel, Mallu,
Kushal, RP and Puri. It is remarkable how young we look in those pictures. I
remember being pretty enthusiastic sitting on the benches of Udupi Railway
station, waiting for the midnight train to Madgaon. Excitement vaporized the minute our train
whistled into the platform. Our general compartment was jam packed. I saw so many
people, their multiple kids, luggage and more luggage everywhere. After a lot
of jostling, we got in somehow. To be
honest, we were all a little flustered. We had been dreaming of beaches,
turquoise-blue water, beef steak, bike rides and what not. Suddenly, we found
ourselves pummeled to the front door of a bathroom, in the general compartment
of an Indian train. Naturally, if anyone says he was totally unfettered, he is
lying. In spite of the terrible discomfort of our own, we were all a little
worried about Jong. We couldn’t fathom how any Korean can survive a four hour
journey hemmed into a corner. Not entirely surprisingly, Jong, of all people taught
us a thing or two about third class travel. In less than ten minutes, he was
fast asleep on the floor. The other passengers begged him to move, some raised
the tone occasionally but most of them just stared at his corpse like demeanor.
He was in deep slumber. Somehow, it magically lifted the spirits of everyone
else. We muttered to ourselves, if a Korean can find comfort here, shouldn’t
we? By the way, let me get one thing straight, only his middle name is Kim, not
his first name. One by one, all of us started putting ourselves into
comfortable positions. The 4-hour journey was much shorter than it seemed at
first. Just at the break of dawn, we were in Goa.
We took a
local bus from Madgaon to Colva where we planned to rent bikes for local
commute. We were more excited about bikes than Goa itself. Of the ten people,
only me, Kushal and Mallu knew how to ride a bike properly. The others were
happy with Honda Activa. If I remember correctly, we hired a couple of bikes
and three scooters. I was riding one of the bikes, Kushal rode the other one. I
remember Puri really vouching for me as an able driver on one of the bikes. So
I honored his trust by letting him sit behind me. Neither the trust, nor the
honor quite lasted more than a couple of minutes. On the very first turn, my
front wheel skid, both me and Puri were bundled in a heap on the road, beneath
the motorcycle. I didn’t even make it past the first turn or the prying eyes of
the bike owner. In as much disbelief as disgust, I got up and tried to pass the
blame on some guy who rode past me just before the fall of shame. Right, behind
me, Roh burst into his usual sly laughter. The other guys just looked on,
amazed. Now amidst this entire roadside comedy created by me, Puri was still
stuck under the wheel of the bike unable to get up. It wasn’t until much later
that internal injuries skewed his walk forever but I suspect this could have
been the starting point.
We shook off the little fall incident behind us and sped on the Madgaon-Panjim Highway. Kushal was undoubtedly the fastest driver by a mile. I was a little more cautious. The guys on the scooter were slow and steady to start off but they found their gears in no time at all. Now in my part of the World - Bihar, there are no police patrols on the highway. Then again, it can be justifiably argued that there are no highways in my part of the World. Or tourists for that matter. Goa, is a little different and I realized it that morning. On the way to Goa, at least two of our vehicles were stopped by the Traffic Police. We were fined five hundred bucks a piece for not carrying the Driver’s License. That was a hefty price to pay at our trip budget. Forget trip budget, it was a hefty price to pay at our monthly budgets.
If our
spirits were dampened just a little bit, there were uplifted again on reaching
Baga. The beach looked beautiful. It was crowded but with gorgeous foreigners.
The calm waters in Goa make it a water sport haven. We tried Para-gliding, the
water scooter and a few other things. It seems to be much more fun than it
actually is. Funnily enough, all of us even got those black-paint local tattoos
made either on our biceps or the back of our necks. I can be a cent-percent
sure that none of us ever got those tattoos made on any of the subsequent visits
to Goa. Time just flies in Goa. No wonder they call it the Rome of the East. At
night, we rode all the way from Baga to Panjim – the Capital. The city of
Panjim looks beautiful at night. Adorn by the floating, glittering casinos in the
Mandovi River, the city retains an extremely Portugese look even today. I
remember driving along the Miramar Beach all the way to Dona Paola. I also
remember someone running out of Petrol on the way. I just can’t recall who. On
the way back, we had some delectable North Indian dinner in a Dhaba near Old
Goa. I liked that place so much that I have gone there on my every Goa trip.
Now here is another interesting story I remember. Just before the trip, Jong
sprained his wrist either trying to climb the roof of the hostel or in some
other equally freakish incident. He wore a plaster around his wrist and was
dejected about not being able to ride the bike on those beautiful roads of Goa.
On our way back from Old Goa, Jong suddenly decided that he had enough of the
sprain. He got his hands out of the plaster and started revving up the bike.
And surprisingly, he felt no pain at all.
Next day, we
wanted to see the Aguada Fort. The word among novices coming to Goa for the
first time is that the iconic scene from ‘Dil Chahta Hai’ where the 3
protagonists sit atop a perch and look at a ship near the horizon was shot
here. Although this is completely untrue, we ended up having a hilarious time
there. On the way to the fort, Mallu
rammed his bike against the rocks on one side of the road while taking one of
the numerous steep blind turns. Luckily, nothing really happened to the bike or
to the driver. However, Puri was once again the victim of a crime he didn’t
really commit. Everyone else had gone inside the fort and I was waiting with
Kushal at the entrance. When Mallu didn’t turn up for some time, we thought we
ought to go back and check. At the very first turn, we saw a large crowd. We
spotted Mallu trying to rub dirt off his trousers. We looked around but
couldn’t really spot Puri. For a moment, we thought he fell off the cliff on
the other side of the road. Luckily, we spotted him moments later struggling to
get up on his feet. Back at the fort, when everyone came to know about this
little mishap, we felt really sorry for Puri. He seemed to be in a great deal
of pain. I believe it was Roh or Peeli who asked him where he hurt himself. For
all his pain and agony, he didn’t have a single scratch on his body to show for
it. I remember how Puri tried to label it as an ‘internal injury’.
Sun-glasses
kept passing from one pair of eyes to the other as we all got our pictures
clicked at the fort. Once this photography/laughter session ended, we came out
of the fort. RP tried his hand at riding a bike outside the fort. He couldn’t
get very far in spite of pushing the engine to its theoretical limits because
he forgot the small matter of shifting gears. In the meantime, Roy and Saraf
disappeared into the bushes on one of the Activa. Apparently, they went looking
for peacocks. They were gone for a good 10-15 minutes and some of us were
getting a little restless to make a move on. Out of the blue, Roy and Saraf
emerged from the bushes. Both looked a little hustled, as they walked out
gingerly. The biggest problem was that they weren’t riding the Activa, they
were dragging it out. In one hand, Roy was carrying aloft one of the rear view
mirrors. It turned out, they had a little mishap in the woods during their
peacock chase.
On our way
back to Baga, Roh & Saraf lost their way completely. It was about time Roh
came into the story a little more prominently. Already low on fuel, he wandered
off the route so badly that he claimed he was about to enter another State
altogether. He might have exaggerated a little bit but he did take an eternity
to re-unite with everyone else.
Back at
Baga, we all put on our fancy clothes. We were all set to go to either Mambos
or Titos. There was a small problem however that didn’t catch our attention until
we were actually there. We didn’t have any girls, or a lot of money to make up
for that loss. I remember how we tried to hook up with girls who could help us.
It didn’t really happen. Jong, meanwhile raised the bar of desperation a wee
bit higher. He talked to a girl (who it turns out, wasn’t really a girl) and
all of us had to intervene and convince him of her flaws as a woman. Although,
we never really made it inside the club that night, we ended up having a nice
time on the beach. I am not entirely sure what we did there but it must have
been fun because we went to CCD only at 4 AM to get a cup of coffee. And now
the CLIMAX.
We had
barely finished our cup of over-priced coffee. Suddenly, it occurred to someone
that we have a limited number of beds back at the hotel. Tired as hell, the
plan was simple – ‘Finish your coffee quickly, pick up your vehicle and get
back to the rooms ASAP’. It was at that moment when Roy said those Legendary Words
– “This calls for a RACE”. Who wouldn’t get sucked into that temptation at the
end of a very long day? We ran down, some of us abandoning our half-full coffee
cups. We raced. I remember it was me and Mallu who reached the hotel first.
Kushal came in behind us and asked us to turn back . Mr Roy, riding alone had
smashed his Activa with all its might against a stationary Lancer. We went back
and to everyone’s relief, Roy looked unscathed after the crash. Unfortunately, same
couldn’t have been said about his Activa, or the Lancer’s bumper. A couple of
policemen were already at the site. The guy whose car we smashed was fuming. Locals
gathered all around the car and it looked like a Goan crime scene.
It was only
our good fortune that no one got hurt, not even as much a scratch. We paid some
money to the guy whose car our ‘Race’ dented. We paid a lot more money to the
guy whose bikes and scooters we rented. The trip was over. The bikes were
returned, the money paid (after a lot of fiery negotiations). The hole in our
pockets was so deep that we didn’t have money to buy a bottle of water at the
end of it all. We headed straight to the platform, not a word said. We got into
a local train and heaved a big sigh of relief. Everything that could have gone
wrong, went wrong. Surely, it couldn’t get worse. We were heading back to our
college – our sanctuary. And now the ANTI-CLIMAX.
No, there is
no such thing as ‘Happy Endings’ (of course, unless you pay for it!!). As soon
as we got out of the train at the Udupi Station, a Railways Policeman came up
to us, he asked us to show him our tickets. It was as if the entire world was
conspiring against a bunch of young men from college. The policeman didn’t
really stop or check anyone else. Of all people, he just stopped us. To make
matters worse, he wasn’t corruptible either. We ended up paying him another
five hundred bucks each as our last fine. We had no fight left in us.
And that is
why, we fondly refer to this as a ‘fine’ trip. It was legendary!!
Cheers!!


